More status updates, more you get noticed and more you’ll have comments and likes.

Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.

If I opened a camera store called Photo Shop, do you think I’d get sued by Adobe?

I wouldn’t pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.

You can’t make everyone happy unless you’re a jar of Nutella. Then you probably can.

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you.

What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew, was the only someone for you?

I know I have a heart because I feel it breaking.

I live in a world full of people pretending to be something they’re not .

If God answer your prayer, He is increasing your faith. If he delays, He is increasing your patience. If he does not answer, He knows you can handle it.